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lumos5001:

sterlingkato:

MEMO: The space bar is important. 

also punctuation placement 

(via aphfandoms)

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pierce-get-beers:

hadersgonnahade:

i really hope he’s still in this costume during good nights

It would be better than any outfit he picks out himself

(via bobbymoynihans)

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theblackcatstirs:

shiningartifact:

ziusik:

thinly:


-Sir, we’ve found this and we needed you to name it.
-Pineapple.
-But we figured we might as well just call it “Ananas” since the majority of the world refers to it as-
-Pineapple.
-But sir-
-Pine. Apple.

CRYING I HAVE TO REBLOG IM SORRY OMFG

PINE. APPLE.

LOL THIS IS THE GREATEST.

If this doesn’t perfectly sum up the English language I don’t know what does

theblackcatstirs:

shiningartifact:

ziusik:

thinly:

-Sir, we’ve found this and we needed you to name it.

-Pineapple.

-But we figured we might as well just call it “Ananas” since the majority of the world refers to it as-

-Pineapple.

-But sir-

-Pine. Apple.

CRYING I HAVE TO REBLOG IM SORRY OMFG

PINE. APPLE.

LOL THIS IS THE GREATEST.

If this doesn’t perfectly sum up the English language I don’t know what does

(via tokerightmeow)

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billhaderismyspiritanimal:

hadersgonnahade:

HI MAGGIE HI HANNAH HI HARPER

HE GOT TO DO IT HE FINALLY GOT TO DO IT

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wow-suchbree-veryblog:

blvckshogun:

theairtonight:

venus-meanest:

pas-une-ange:

relevant

People love to forget Michael Jackson’s blackness

people love to think that Michael Jackson forgot his blackness

People love to pretend to forget that Michael Jackson’s autopsy results showed that he DID have a skin disease and never “dyed” his skin.

(via aphfandoms)

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avadamyass:

pirouetteintopurgatory:

sherlockedbadwolf24601:

mugglebornheadcanon:

895. Muggleborns wonder why there’s a large group of friendly, teenage ghosts around Hogwarts. They’re led by a funny boy with red hair and one ear who likes to joke around with Peeves, and he always says that they’re Dumbledore’s Last Army. 

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nearly 9000 notes and nobody has pointed out that suddenly fred has lost an ear as well as george

It doesn’t matter when your soul is falling apart.

(via aphfandoms)

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strawwolf:

that’s it that’s the whole story

(via popfromarockfrom1984)

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toast-to-the-future-kids:

Fuck an award, give him a presidency.

(via aphfandoms)

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billhaderismyspiritanimal:

I can practically hear John Mulaney’s evil laughing from here

WHY IS HE SO CONFUSED LOOKING I LOVE IT

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billhaderismyspiritanimal:

yay—skeleton:

Bill as Cat in the Hat sweet Jesus.

RAT A TAT TAT

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captainthranduiloki:

The Hobbit: the unexpected eyebrows

HOLY SHIT I JUST SPAT MY FOOD OUT

(via the-absolute-best-posts)

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tennants-hair:

hipsterinatardis:

l0rdofthepeasants:

twofingerswhiskey:

ifellforloki:

teenage-dirntbag:

casismyfavoritecolor:

sheepies:

casismyfavoritecolor:

sheepies:

(american voice) hairy padder

is that how we sound omfg

yes

(british voice) ‘arry pouhta 

(australian voice) hay putta

(filipino voice) hari paterr

(canadian voice) hairee pawterr

(arab voice) heerry bootar

(malfoy voice) POTTER!

(dumbledore voice) HARRY DIDJA PUT YA NAME IN DA GOBLET OF FIYAH

(via omgitsrachhh)

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